Not saying it's windy in Wyoming, but....
-The wind stopped for a minute, and five houses fell down.
-There is no such thing as a "Good Hair" day.
-The only people who don't complain about the wind are bald.
-You get ten miles per gallon better mileage when going East.
Now you give it a try! :o) Any posts that don't work will be deleted. I am the final judge.